Jackie Turbo's trip around the world
Kollum, India

ArrivedTuesday, 23 October 2001
DepartedWednessday, 24 October 2001
Last updateMonday, 20 May 2002

The Back waters

these are waters just behind the coast in the state of Kerala, which is situated mainly between Alleppey and Kollum. A trip over these waters, passing the most gorgeous landscapes, is one of the more exciting 'things-to-do'. While in Alleppey, I was really preparing myself for a journey like this. Departure 10:30am, arrival in Kollum 8 hours later. And indeed it is a wonderful area and a lovely trip. But here, too, tourism has taken over and that is why lunch exists of a quick blob of rice on a banana leaf with some vegetables in haute cuisine quantities (they do have beetroots [25 grammes...]!) and two little fishes for which you have to pay per piece. It's a shame. Yet it couldn't spoil my excitment of being here. And if you think I am taking many pictures (after almost six weeks I have got 20 rolls of film), then you are very wrong! Today I was surrounded by fanatics who would be taking pictures of any bit of movement in the water. But then, they had impressive cameras with them that had regiment, wide-angle, tele, hard, soft and many more sorts of lenses I can't even name. Oh well, next week they are going home and I am not!!! After a relatively pretty sunset (yes, again - sunsets are really fashionable over here) the evening soon started. I don't really enjoy being in a strange city at night, but with the help of my Lonely Planet guide I quickly found a hotel. It was a bit dodgy, but I didn't feel like looking further and this was the nearest hotel, so there you go. Then I had to find myself a dinner. The little restaurants from the Lonely Planet guide had all disappeared, so I tried a local restaurant, Pinky's. The name should have warned me... I ordered a chai, a Pepsi (you do have to make sure that you remain clean on the inside and a coke helps), an omelette, four mini charpattis (a sort of pancakes) with sugar, for pancakses with sugar are very delicious. All was alright until I started eating the omelette. It was as if I had swallowed chili peppers! The flames burst from my ears, the tears started to my eyes; my lips were roasted; but the Pepsi was my Saviour! The chef was laughing his head off as he watched me. I did see the funny side of it and happily finished my pancakes. After some chatting (weer yoo from? yoo aloon? etc.) I left. When I walked back to my hotel I felt really tired. Just when you think you can go to sleep after having brushed your teeth a new surprise awaits you and it is in the bathroom. A VIP visit from Mr and Mrs Cock-Roach, size "Will-I-see-you-again-tonight?" (that is, without palps: 5 centimeters and with palps: 10 centimeters). During my course exchange programme in Belgium I would be jumping on chairs every five minutes, screaming my head off. Then, I would try out my Pro Set hairspray on the whole cockroach community. Now, I had to think of something better to do. (Putting a 5 centimeter cockroach in a gel jar did not seem to be a good idea). Luckily, in every bathroom here there is a bucket (because... well... they haven't got loo roll, that's why!) and a little jug. So, I quickly put the bucket on top of one and the little jug on top of the other cockroach. But the jug had a nozzle and the creep tried to escape. Bang! I put the bin on top of it. Arghhhhh! No sleep for me anymore! That night, I would also visit the bathroom in a less relaxed mood (on top of it all, the loo wouldn't work after I'd flushed it once, so that was a little celebration in itself...). Taking a shower was quickly finished, too. The next morning I swiftly walked around the little town, which was very crowded; but I did like the Dutch houses that were also there. After that, I hurried to my bus. Get out of here; and on to the beach!!!

Photo's

India, Kollum: 20_20.jpg India, Kollum: 20_27.jpg India, Kollum: 20_32.jpg India, Kollum: 20_37.jpg